Would I, wouldn't I? So confusing

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 10/23/2013 at 14:22 • Filed to: NPOCP

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I really do want just to say I have owned one, but I know it would be the worst decision I have made in the past 15 minutes. 88 Yugo GVX, extra set o Lancia wheels. Supposedly one of the years that these cars weren't utter shit. My brain hurts. Slippery slope right here. If I go deep I know of a pretty nice Renault Alliance GTA that would make a good stable mate...

$1500...FML

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/4037474745…

ddavidn > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 14:25

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This would be perfect to replace my probably-junkyard-bound tercel...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 14:25

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Absolute best plan: buy Yugo, and then commit a string of homicides you'd really like to happen. Claim insanity - you'll walk. And you'll be homicides + Yugo ahead of the game.

SpeedSix > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 14:26

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Step 1: Buy cheap Yugo

Step 2: Source Toyota Corolla All-Trac drivetrain

Step 3: Swap

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit!!

505Turbeaux > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/23/2013 at 14:27

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hahahaha I am dying right now. Might be the best plan ever.

A crafty defense lawyer "but he said it was a GVX model and thought that was better, so he really is insane"

505Turbeaux > SpeedSix 10/23/2013 at 14:29

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profit? though I swear if this car was $999 or down I would be at the bank right now. Plenty of all tracs up here that have fallen victim to salt!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SpeedSix 10/23/2013 at 14:30

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Nyet, Kamerad. Obtain Lada Niva. Is *genuine Soviet* 4wd mis-manufactured Fiat.

Grindintosecond > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 14:30

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it is/was a FIAT. it's got the lancia/fiat parts.....buy it and throw on some cheap fiat parts....suddenly you have a 124 turbo!

505Turbeaux > Grindintosecond 10/23/2013 at 14:31

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BOOM!

Grindintosecond > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 14:35

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mmmmm it does make you think....

Sam > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 14:38

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What's the worst that could happen?

505Turbeaux > Sam 10/23/2013 at 14:39

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fiery death?

Sam > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 14:40

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It's a Yugo, not a Ferrari, silly.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 14:42

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Step 1: Take your money in hand

Step 2: Take out your lighter.

Step3: Burn all your money.

You have now done something smarter than buying that car.

505Turbeaux > Sam 10/23/2013 at 14:43

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WELL, it is a Czech Fiat, Fiat owns Ferrari, Ferrari go boom. Guess I can extrapolate that out a bit and come up with fire

Sam > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 14:49

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Touché.

Jonee > 505Turbeaux 10/23/2013 at 16:38

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Take it. They're fun cars that are easy to work on since you can get mechanical parts for them. I don't like the lowering and I'm not sure about that mirror placement, but if you can get it for a grand, you'll have a great time with it. I owned one for a while and besides pieces of the interior constantly falling off, it ran like a top and was great for around town. Also, people laugh and want to talk to you.